Dudes really talk a lot about No Nut November considering how many of their girlfriends have been doing a No Orgasm for the Entire Damn Relationship
💀
(via gaygerian)
its sooo fucked up that tomorrows monday. they need to invent another S day
(via snorlaxatives)
Went to petit potato yesterday after the photo shoot
My girl hit me with that STRAP I ain’t talkin GLOCK
She said boy better arch you BACK then she used that COCK
What a banger
(via helloquirks)
these images of sandra oh in the 90’s/early 00’s live in my mind rent free
hey god it’s me again
(via selfloveandequality)
I crack under pressure
Will it break or press to create A stronger gem
Or a volatile rock Bubbling over a metal flame
Bubbling in a glass dick
Addicted and high today
Strung out and low tomorrow
Depression has become something of a fetish for the internet.
I think, depressed people are more likely to find solace online. I don’t think anyone who’s depressed fetishizes it. Romanticize? You betcha. Fetish? Na
(via just-shower-thoughts)
Human beans
Sometimes i try to think up band names in case there’s an emergency and yeah I’m high
